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Traveller
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Fried Duck?
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Oct 08, 2018, 03:02:42 PM »
I was making some fish & chips and dropped a small amount of batter into the chip pan to see if the temp was right. This was what came out
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You'll have had your tea.
Fred Smiff
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Re: Fried Duck?
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Oct 08, 2018, 03:37:03 PM »
Lorluvaduck !
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My Mrs says I've got a mind like a Welsh railway........one track and filthy 😁
Ashy
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Re: Fried Duck?
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Oct 08, 2018, 05:37:55 PM »
You mean it waddled out!?
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Fred Smiff
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Oct 08, 2018, 05:58:49 PM »
Couldn't have waddled out.........it's got no legs
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My Mrs says I've got a mind like a Welsh railway........one track and filthy 😁
Ashy
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Oct 08, 2018, 06:02:13 PM »
Oh come on, willing suspension of disbelief and all that?
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Fred Smiff
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Oct 08, 2018, 06:24:34 PM »
or maybe its legs are out of sight under the (oil ? ) (water ? )
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My Mrs says I've got a mind like a Welsh railway........one track and filthy 😁
Fred Smiff
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Oct 08, 2018, 06:31:03 PM »
I've got it ! It's not a duck , it's an oomegoollee bird !
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My Mrs says I've got a mind like a Welsh railway........one track and filthy 😁
zoony
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Oct 08, 2018, 06:35:54 PM »
Close relative of the Winky-[censored] bird...
W.anky
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"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."
"Never use money to measure wealth, son"
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Fred Smiff
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Re: Fried Duck?
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Oct 08, 2018, 06:52:42 PM »
That's the one Zoony
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