Two scots Archie & Jimmy, are discussing
Jimmy's wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin'
sorted, the fluers, church, cuars, reception, rings, meenister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "You'll look smairt. Whit's the tartan?"
"Och," says Jimmy, "she'll be in white!"
