Author Topic: A few funnies...  (Read 612 times)

Floydian

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A few funnies...
« on: Nov 21, 2018, 11:26:44 AM »
Apparently north korea now has a missile that can hit new york, which is a bit scary.
If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere....


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The pot hole outside my house is now so big it took six council workers to watch the guy who came to fix it....


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My wife's just come into the bedroom and asked me if i could pull her dress off.
I don't have the stomach for it but my legs would look great!


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I wonder if my vets receptionist realises how many peoples passwords she knows?


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Four teens have been arrested for throwing eggs and flour at a homeless woman and filming her ordeal on their phones.
The victim is being comforted at the local hostel for battered women...


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I've just found out that the chippy in Sellafield has closed down. It's a shame, they used to serve a lovely leg of cod there....


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"The next song is about subtraction...."
"Take it away, boys....."


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My wife's left me because of my obsession with the beatles and gone to her sisters on the isle of wight.
She's got a ticket to Ryde...


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"I've just caught our 14 year old son looking up womens skirts" i told my neighbour.


"That's pretty normal for a boy his age," he laughed.


"Not on ebay it isn't" i replied...


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 ;D
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Scrumpy

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Re: A few funnies...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21, 2018, 11:38:07 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D  Joke 3 and 9
Everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright, its not the end.

fortyone

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Re: A few funnies...
« Reply #2 on: Nov 21, 2018, 11:43:16 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D


Joke 2 would be funny if it wasn't true.

minniemouse

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Re: A few funnies...
« Reply #3 on: Nov 21, 2018, 12:53:32 PM »
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ROFLACGU
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

crabbyob

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Re: A few funnies...
« Reply #4 on: Nov 21, 2018, 12:54:23 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”

Floydian

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Re: A few funnies...
« Reply #5 on: Nov 21, 2018, 02:02:17 PM »
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ROFLACGU
I'll send crabby round to pick you up, bab.  :-*
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fortyone

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Re: A few funnies...
« Reply #6 on: Nov 21, 2018, 04:16:32 PM »

crabbyob

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Re: A few funnies...
« Reply #7 on: Nov 21, 2018, 05:40:38 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”