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Scrumpy

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The wannabe.
« on: Dec 04, 2018, 11:20:20 AM »



In the local Co-op this morning..
 The cashier (Tracey) was moaning to the cleaner about who was chucked out of the jungle last night.. She thought it was all a fiddle.


 The cleaner,who is a lovely friendly guy, was moaning because he had applied for a job at our nearby shopping centre and hadn't even had a reply..
 We asked what the job was and added that the centre were very rude.
He was genuinely upset when he answered.


  "I applied to be a Gnome."    What a classic.. :D
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Re: The wannabe.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 04, 2018, 11:24:24 AM »

In the local Co-op this morning..
 The cashier (Tracey) was moaning to the cleaner about who was chucked out of the jungle last night.. She thought it was all a fiddle.

 The cleaner,who is a lovely friendly guy, was moaning because he had applied for a job at our nearby shopping centre and hadn't even had a reply..
 We asked what the job was and added that the centre were very rude.
He was genuinely upset when he answered.

  "I applied to be a Gnome."    What a classic.. :D

In that case was he just a little upset?

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Re: The wannabe.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 04, 2018, 12:47:29 PM »
He wasn't very happy. ::)

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Re: The wannabe.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 04, 2018, 01:25:06 PM »
I think I'd have been too Bashful to admit to that.


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Re: The wannabe.
« Reply #4 on: Dec 04, 2018, 05:01:50 PM »
There will be Gnomic mutterings at the comparison.. They tend to be fishermen rather than miners.. 8)
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Re: The wannabe.
« Reply #5 on: Dec 04, 2018, 05:33:17 PM »
Hi ho....
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Scrumpy

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Re: The wannabe.
« Reply #6 on: Dec 04, 2018, 06:29:52 PM »
Although him and I had a giggle about it  I did feel sorry for him..
  He would have made a perfect gnome..

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