In the local Co-op this morning..
The cashier (Tracey) was moaning to the cleaner about who was chucked out of the jungle last night.. She thought it was all a fiddle.
The cleaner,who is a lovely friendly guy, was moaning because he had applied for a job at our nearby shopping centre and hadn't even had a reply..
We asked what the job was and added that the centre were very rude.
He was genuinely upset when he answered.
"I applied to be a Gnome." What a classic..