I often wonder how there can be any Jews or Muslims with bacon tasting so good. Which does remind me of the priest and the rabbi chatting.
The priest says go on rabbi can you swear to me you've never tasted pork?
The rabbi replies by saying well father can you swear to me that you've never sampled the delights of a young lady from the flock?
The priest blushes scarlet and remains silent.
The rabbi then says better than bacon isn't it?