A thief broke into a house mid-afternoon and discovered a couple inside.
He tied up the woman and at knife-point told the man to hand over the jewellery and money.
The man started sobbing and said, “Take anything you want. Kill me if you must. But please untie the rope and free her.”
The thief replied, “You must really love your wife !”
The man said, “Yes, and she'll be here any minute.”
