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minniemouse

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Bar joke
« on: Dec 30, 2018, 11:11:01 PM »
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. 
The barman says "sorry we don't serve food here".
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

zoony

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Re: Bar joke
« Reply #1 on: Dec 30, 2018, 11:41:49 PM »
A piece of the M1 is buying drinks for all but a small piece of tarmac refuses. The M1 asks the bartender why and the bartender says "He doesn't drink with anybody...Bit of a cyclepath.."
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minniemouse

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Re: Bar joke
« Reply #2 on: Dec 30, 2018, 11:45:22 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a pint and a mop.
Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.

Alex22

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Re: Bar joke
« Reply #3 on: Dec 31, 2018, 12:54:05 AM »
Guy next door has hired a cleaner.  Took her 3 hours to hoover the lounge.  Apparently she's a Slovak
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zoony

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Re: Bar joke
« Reply #4 on: Dec 31, 2018, 12:54:32 AM »
 ;D  Nice one Minnie
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crabbyob

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Re: Bar joke
« Reply #5 on: Jan 26, 2019, 08:07:46 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  they are all crackers
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