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minniemouse
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Bar joke
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Dec 30, 2018, 11:11:01 PM »
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The barman says "sorry we don't serve food here".
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Smoking kills you, bacon kills you, smoking bacon cures it.
zoony
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Dec 30, 2018, 11:41:49 PM »
A piece of the M1 is buying drinks for all but a small piece of tarmac refuses. The M1 asks the bartender why and the bartender says
"He doesn't drink with anybody...Bit of a cyclepath.."
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"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."
"Never use money to measure wealth, son"
cowboy wisdom.
minniemouse
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Dec 30, 2018, 11:45:22 PM »
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a pint and a mop.
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Alex22
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Dec 31, 2018, 12:54:05 AM »
Guy next door has hired a cleaner. Took her 3 hours to hoover the lounge. Apparently she's a Slovak
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zoony
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Dec 31, 2018, 12:54:32 AM »
Nice one Minnie
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"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."
"Never use money to measure wealth, son"
cowboy wisdom.
crabbyob
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Jan 26, 2019, 08:07:46 AM »
they are all crackers
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