What a fascinating film could be made of your epic life Scrumpy. An all action WW2 romp worthy of an Oscar. I can see it all now, John Wayne should be in the cast to ensure American distribution, the Andrews Sisters could pop up at the finale doing their thing with Margaret Rutherford as the heroine (or do I mean Margaret Lockwood?). If you want an ex Orderly Room Clerk to add authenticity to any proposed army office scene, then I'm your man. I can already envisage the royalties due to me for my appearances; now where is my old battledress?