Author Topic: Why do women think if they befriend an elderly man they will get his house.  (Read 2771 times)

StephenM123

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And why have they made Marmite and Chocolate Easter Eggs. ?
They did a tasting of them on the Good Morning show and they did not go down too well. It sounds revolting.


There's Marmite peanut butter now!

zoony

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My present wife did, I'll ask her. ;D


 ;D ;D  Likin' it..
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My present wife did, I'll ask her. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D 
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Diasi

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I asked my wife & she said that it's because I'll be faithful to her as not many women will be attracted to a miserly, curmudgeonly old b'stard in any circumstances.  ;D
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crabbyob

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did you point out your bank account?...or did she.. ;D
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GrannyMac

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I asked my wife & she said that it's because I'll be faithful to her as not many women will be attracted to a miserly, curmudgeonly old b'stard in any circumstances.  ;D


I love the sound of your wife!  ;D
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crabbyob

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yes Granny, all the good uns are married...allegedly  ;D
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GrannyMac

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Oh we are Crabby, we are.   ;)
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crabbyob

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i'm looking for one that uses the past tense  as in 'were married'
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GrannyMac

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More available women than men as we get older.  Maybe you're not looking in the right places Crabby?  :D
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crabbyob

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or like nelson perhaps i'm looking with my blind eye  ;D
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None so blind as them who will not see.
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crabbyob

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a bird in the hand is worth...erm worth...erm... no moss
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