Author Topic: Mobility Scooter Epidemic  (Read 121 times)

GrumpyOldFart

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Mobility Scooter Epidemic
« on: Apr 15, 2019, 10:36:05 AM »
My local shopping precinct has now degenerated into a dodgem arena. There are so many fat smokers on mobility scooters it has become dangerous to even window-shop.

I have a friend who had a serious back injury and was allocated a mobility scooter and he told me that he has to carefully time his shopping trips to avoid being rammed by a twenty stone Exocet.
 
The mobility scam has gone viral.


Scrumpy

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Re: Mobility Scooter Epidemic
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15, 2019, 10:42:30 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D   


I think they get points for how many pedestrians they hit.


5 for children   10 for child with mother   20  if mother is pregnant.
    40 for two pensioners
 and a GOLD STAR   for anyone on crutches.
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zoony

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Re: Mobility Scooter Epidemic
« Reply #2 on: Apr 15, 2019, 02:33:27 PM »
Scrumpy, you might want to buy one for self-defence if the move that's afoot to bring electric scooters, that's the two small wheels and a long handle type, here and legalize them. Those things are lethal!
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Scrumpy

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Re: Mobility Scooter Epidemic
« Reply #3 on: Apr 16, 2019, 09:24:06 AM »



Zoony... We can get a double.. We can go out together.. You can do the scoring and I can do the driving.. 
 
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zoony

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Re: Mobility Scooter Epidemic
« Reply #4 on: Apr 16, 2019, 12:26:32 PM »
I haven't scored in years, lass but I'll give it a go..
The only people who profit from prohibition are gangsters and undertakers..