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Dorsetmike

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Beware of beer
« on: Apr 18, 2019, 10:13:07 PM »

 Last month, Sydney University and CSIRO scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
 
 Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
 
 The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
 
 To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
 
 It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
 1) Argued over nothing.
 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
 3) Gained weight.
 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
 5) Became overly emotional
 6) Couldn't drive.
 7) Failed to think rationally.
 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
 
 No further testing was considered necessary.

(note to the ladies, this is meant to be a joke, so don't take it personal; plus it's Australian in origin)
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zoony

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Re: Beware of beer
« Reply #1 on: Apr 18, 2019, 10:35:36 PM »
That's not a joke, it's a potential thesis..
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crabbyob

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Re: Beware of beer
« Reply #2 on: Apr 18, 2019, 10:47:31 PM »
well how come its made so many women pregnant
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zoony

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Re: Beware of beer
« Reply #3 on: Apr 18, 2019, 10:59:27 PM »
 ;D ;D  Excellent! Fist-bump Crabby..
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