Me too, and preferably someone capable of speaking clear English, which so many don't. On a similar trend - the other day I stopped for petrol on a service station on the M56. Inserted nozzle in filler and nothing happened, apart from a noise over the Tannoy which sounded like Donald Duck having a bate. Waited, puzzled, to be lambasted with more Donald Duck noise. Waited some more and a young woman came out of the kiosk and spoke - even less comprehensible that the DD on the speaker, so feeling a bit mean, I replied in French, claiming to have only limited English, which forced her to speak slowly and clearly (they can do if they want to, you know) to explain all their pumps were out of order. Thanked her 'Mercy, m'selle, vous etes tres gentille' which hopefully made her day!
Mike