remembering that i had moved from town to country everything was new
we lived on a [new] estate bordered by fields in which a milk herd grazed.then two fields away was the farm house, but in the field beside the farmhouse was a wonderful pear-tree, we used to check the farmer was working in a distant field then one would climb the tree and shake it causing the riper pears to fall, then we collected what we could and be off before he could catch us,, he chased us often he wasnt an old guy, but old to us... one day it was my turn to climb the tree, and i always said the others didnt shake the tree hard enough, so i gave it a proper shaking, then i asked 'is that enough' and the farmer answered 'aye theres plenty here' the farmer was stood eating a pear with his dog by his side 'you can come down now and get what coming to you' he might have meant a sack of pears, but i thought not...'no i'm ok up here' he shrugged 'suit yerself i'm in no hurry' i waited five mins an he was still there, so i pulled a few pears and dropped them on him, he ducked and stepped way from the tree 'get down here now, i'm going to put my boot' i chucked a pear at him 'go away an i will go away and never come back' he shook his head 'get down here now' i threw another pear 'right i will go an get my gun, that'll get you down' i laughed 'yes , but try not to be too long my diners about ready, but i will wait for you to come back before i come down' he nodded 'clever we bugger intchu' he pointed to me and said to his dog "watch him' the dog wagged its tail and crouched down watching me and the farmer set off towards his house, when he was about a hundred yards away he was joined by his dog, it didnt like pears thrown at it either.... it was always my intention to buy that guy a pint, but the opportunity never presented its self... but fair play to him i think he enjoyed the chase more than we enjoyed the pears