It seems pretty obvious that eventually old folk will be culled at say the age of eighty or so. However in this old country, the act will be performed in an oh so civilized a manner. One can envisage getting a letter on or about your birthday instructing you to report to the main post office where the postmaster will administer an absolutely painless lethal injection. To help transport your remains away for disposal, a handcart (returnable on a payment of £20 deposit) will be available. Should the GPO as in many cases, prove to be now defunct, facilities will be made available at the council tip where the head waste collector will carry out the official duty. I kid you not, it could happen! Watch this space.