Author Topic: Up the wall!!!!!  (Read 1716 times)

ronyork

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Re: Up the wall!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: Dec 02, 2019, 08:21:59 PM »
A few years ago arriving at Heathrow around lunchtime walking towards baggage was confronted by a group of arses stuck in the air  in the passageway no one attempted to move them on, I thought they were looking for something then the penny dropped  ,all looking for Allah.

crabbyob

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Re: Up the wall!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: Jan 07, 2020, 05:12:24 AM »
Do we provide prayer mats for these wasters in society while in prison, if yes I shall go further up the wall.
Ron, they not only provide them with the prayer mat, they are advised in which direction Mecca lies [in case they fancy a game of bingo, obviously]
but every year each Muslim prisoner is supplied with an alarm clock so the know when its time to eat during Ramadan... you couldnt make it up...
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Diasi

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Re: Up the wall!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: Jan 07, 2020, 06:50:46 AM »
Just to remind everyone that the only terrorist prisoner in the UK who is serving a whole-life order sentence is an ethnic Brit called Thomas Alexander Maire, a man with a long history of mental health issues, who killed Cox because he was annoyed by her wanting to invite the whole of Syria to come & live in the UK.

No Muslim terrorist, who hasn't blown himself up, appears on the list of whole-life order sentence prisoners.
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Michael Rolls

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Re: Up the wall!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: Jan 07, 2020, 07:10:38 AM »
Which at least saves us the expense of looking after them
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crabbyob

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Re: Up the wall!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: Jan 18, 2020, 10:37:39 AM »
there is an even cheaper solution
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Re: Up the wall!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: Jan 18, 2020, 11:52:15 AM »
It probably isn't much cheaper. They'll spend a fortune on inquiries into that last one who had a narwhal tusk shoved up his arse before being shot by police.
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Re: Up the wall!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: Jan 18, 2020, 08:49:40 PM »
At least he died happy.