There! I am back! Rejoice!I returned to Canada House to thank them all. Thank You.
To All Others: It wont be for long. Yes,I am talking about returning home. I can't stay here. After our sojourn we have decided we our World Gypsies. World Ambassadors. We will travel the world lending our presence and knowledge. Soon I will be flipping thru our travel brochures to pick modest 10 million pound houses in Australia,NZ,Canada,Mozambique and maybe more. We will be 'homeless' but with 10 mansions. Frogmore(a mere 5 million big ones to you and me)will be our little secret hideaway cottage,our workers house,if you will.
We will travel oftentimes incognito(that is,you wont know about it),in our private 'SilverLiner' private Lear jet. Would that we could travel with Ryan Air,but that The Firm and top Civil Servants(salaries £300k tops)wont allow it. Its devastating news,I know.
If somehow some of you somehow get to meet me,dont feel shy,you can courtesy: address me as Your Highness. Your Majesty is reserved for GrandMaMa,HM as H calls HM(Its all very confusing,I know)We have decided Archie is to be trained and educated as a World Ambassador for Conservation Planet Earth,Save Planet Earth. By 6 he will be telling Greta Thumberg what to do and that as an older person,She has ruined His Earth.
We will be mixing it with the Pope and other bigwigs(Wot a Life!
) Luckily,right now,next door in Frogmore's private Chapel,we have the Right Reverend Justin-Eton-Wellby praying for us. He is on his knees in supplication to the Big G asking for blessings for us. Please help him support us by going to Canterbury Cathedral(opening hours Mon -Sat,entrance fee £5)and donating.The cathedral also accepts all good credit cards ,even cheques)
Keep it doggo,but that kind lady from Bet 365 might even try to support us. She is lobbying to open betting shops in all good primary schools near you. She says it will help the young children learn mathematics.
Got to go. Luvin you All. High Five. Megs xxx