Author Topic: Famous Last Words (Read 1728 times)

Ashy · « **on:** Dec 04, 2019, 05:25:44 PM »

"It's quite safe now."

Ashy · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 04, 2019, 06:57:44 PM »

"Did you say 'Duck'?"

richmond62 · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 04, 2019, 07:38:25 PM »

" No, I said Billy Connolly's favourite word"

zoony · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 04, 2019, 07:43:57 PM »

Relax. He couldn't hit a barn door at this dist......

Michael Rolls · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 04, 2019, 07:46:55 PM »

'Now you ask, I guess your bum does look a bit big in that, love'

Ashy · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 04, 2019, 08:43:21 PM »

"What do you mean they're pushing a grand piano out of that window?"

Scrumpy · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 11:50:40 AM »

Just a five minute job.

Jacqueline · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 12:56:01 PM »

Spike Milligans Tombstone (in Gaelic)

I told you I was ill.

Scrumpy · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 05:29:21 PM »

‘ One drink won’t hurt’

xetog · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 05:33:17 PM »

It's gone out, I'll just try lighting it again!

Mike.X

Scrumpy · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 05:44:13 PM »

‘ We have a safe Tory seat here’

Floydian · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 06:57:43 PM »

"Are you still footing this ladder Floydy?"

Ashy · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 07:39:29 PM »

Can you smell gas, or is it me?

richmond62 · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 07:40:54 PM »

Of course, "is it me?" is highly ambiguous.

My dog has got no nose.

How does he smell then?

Pretty putrid.

Diasi · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 12, 2019, 08:37:25 PM »

"Of course I'll pull out".

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