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Ashy
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Famous Last Words
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Dec 04, 2019, 05:25:44 PM »
"It's quite safe now."
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Ashy
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Dec 04, 2019, 06:57:44 PM »
"Did you say 'Duck'?"
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richmond62
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Dec 04, 2019, 07:38:25 PM »
" No, I said Billy Connolly's favourite word"
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zoony
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Dec 04, 2019, 07:43:57 PM »
Relax. He couldn't hit a barn door at this dist......
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"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."
"Never use money to measure wealth, son"
cowboy wisdom.
Michael Rolls
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Dec 04, 2019, 07:46:55 PM »
'Now you ask, I guess your bum does look a bit big in that, love'
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Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!
Ashy
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Dec 04, 2019, 08:43:21 PM »
"What do you mean they're pushing a grand piano out of that window?"
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Scrumpy
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Dec 12, 2019, 11:50:40 AM »
Just a five minute job.
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Everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright, its not the end.
Jacqueline
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Dec 12, 2019, 12:56:01 PM »
Spike Milligans Tombstone (in Gaelic)
I told you I was ill.
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Scrumpy
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Dec 12, 2019, 05:29:21 PM »
‘ One drink won’t hurt’
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Everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright, its not the end.
xetog
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Dec 12, 2019, 05:33:17 PM »
It's gone out, I'll just try lighting it again!
Mike.X
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If you want to control peoples thoughts, first control their words.
Scrumpy
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Dec 12, 2019, 05:44:13 PM »
‘ We have a safe Tory seat here’
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Everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright, its not the end.
Floydian
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Dec 12, 2019, 06:57:43 PM »
"Are you still footing this ladder Floydy?"
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"Unbelievable, Jeff...."
Ashy
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Dec 12, 2019, 07:39:29 PM »
Can you smell gas, or is it me?
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richmond62
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Dec 12, 2019, 07:40:54 PM »
Of course, "is it me?" is highly ambiguous.
My dog has got no nose.
How does he smell then?
Pretty putrid.
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Diasi
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Dec 12, 2019, 08:37:25 PM »
"Of course I'll pull out".
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