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Chrisjay

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Olympic Torch
« on: Jun 08, 2011, 01:33:36 PM »
The cynic in me is here again  ;D  They have just unveiled the design for the Olympic torch and Health & Safety immediately sprung to mind.

They will we assume wear

Fire proof helmets just in case the wind blows and sets their hair on fire

Gloves in case it gets hot and burns their hands

Safety glasses in case sparks fly (you have to wear them if you play conkers)

Face guard for the same reason

Full fire proof clothing (fluorescent of course) in case they fall over and land on the torch

Carry a fire extinguisher and first aid kit

Have individual public Liability Insurance and personal insurance

Oh and lets not forget safety shoes

Did I miss anything  ??? ;D ;D