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GrumpyOldFart
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Jan 30, 2020, 04:02:44 PM »
I have named my six goldfish C Major, C Minor, E Major, E Minor, G Major and G Minor! The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales...
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Ashy
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Jan 30, 2020, 04:41:38 PM »
Sorry you are not allowed anything sharp in here.
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klondike
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Jan 30, 2020, 04:52:49 PM »
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So long and thanks for all the fish
richmond62
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Jan 30, 2020, 06:24:38 PM »
Sounds fishy to me.
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Cassandra
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Jan 31, 2020, 12:13:09 AM »
Stop all this carping!
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Michael Rolls
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Jan 31, 2020, 06:06:08 AM »
Don't be unkind - he is clearly having a whale of a good time
Mike
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The older I get, the better I was!
crabbyob
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Feb 02, 2020, 05:06:57 PM »
perhaps Mike but fishy non the less
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“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”
Michael Rolls
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Feb 03, 2020, 02:50:56 AM »
Mike
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klondike
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Feb 03, 2020, 10:09:08 AM »
C'mon folks I don't like to carp but I was expecting more glorious puns here today. Get your skates on and add some.
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So long and thanks for all the fish
Gazza56
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Feb 06, 2020, 04:15:46 PM »
Well I think it was RUDDY good
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zoony
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Feb 06, 2020, 07:10:23 PM »
Fer Cod's sake!..There's not much to pun on..I'm not Koi but I'm out of my depth with it..
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"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."
"Never use money to measure wealth, son"
cowboy wisdom.
biglouis
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Feb 07, 2020, 01:10:21 AM »
A whale isnt a fish - its a mammal - but I SEA what you mean!
Its late and I am off to bed but EEL be seeing you tomorrow.
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crabbyob
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Feb 07, 2020, 03:45:09 AM »
if you cant sleep try a roach
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Michael Rolls
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Feb 07, 2020, 04:32:28 AM »
I can’t believe some of these dreadful puns are being posted on porpoise
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crabbyob
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Feb 07, 2020, 04:33:57 AM »
steady on Popeye
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