Congratulations to 'parasite', the first foreign language film to win an Oscar since Braveheart...
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I've been dating a homeless woman recently, it's really convenient, at the end of the evening i can just drop her off anywhere.....
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With all this bad weather we're having i thought it might be a good idea to call in on my 90 year old neighbour and see if she needed anything from the shops. Luckily she did so i gave her my list too.
Well, no point in us both getting a soaking is there?
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I've got some racing geese for sale, let me know if you want a quick gander....
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Looking for a bit of advice, what's the best number of roses to give the wife on valentines day, 6, 12, 20?
Or the whole tin?
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My trusty old toyota car has suddenly started coughing and spluttering.
I think it's got corolla virus....
