Two Russian mystics discovered the secret of reincarnation. Appalled at the way Putin was running the economy for the Ivan in the street into the ground, they invoked the shade of Joseph Stalin and explained how bad things had become in Rodina and that they felt that Joe's return to an earthly form would solve all the problems.
Uncle Joe thought for a while and then
"OK, I'll do it save the country I love - BUT there is one condition."
"Anything you want" the mystics replied
"OK - but get this - NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!"
Mike
