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Diasi

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Anyone Interested
« on: Feb 24, 2020, 09:26:11 AM »
In having a naked female cleaner, but there's to be no touching & no taking photographs.

As one of the comments said, she'll go home looking like a plasterer's radio.  ;D

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #1 on: Feb 24, 2020, 09:30:00 AM »
The sheer effort in chasing her round the house would be enough to put me in my box, ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #2 on: Feb 24, 2020, 09:32:58 AM »
There's an old joke based on that theme.
So long and thanks for all the fish

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #3 on: Feb 24, 2020, 11:12:19 AM »
Well: I've got sufficient energy left to click on that web-link you posted: and ended up gazing
at Harry and Meghan's muzzles . . .

I would instruct a naked cleaner not to forget to clean in the cracks.  ;D

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #4 on: Feb 24, 2020, 11:27:02 AM »



I can do Thursdays and Fridays..
I can't do Mondays.. not at my best.. I get a little bit bloated after a big Sunday lunch..
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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #5 on: Feb 24, 2020, 12:12:40 PM »
Well: I've got sufficient energy left to click on that web-link you posted: and ended up gazing
at Harry and Meghan's muzzles . . .

I would instruct a naked cleaner not to forget to clean in the cracks.  ;D

It reverted to the main page but this link works.  ;D


I can do Thursdays and Fridays..
I can't do Mondays.. not at my best.. I get a little bit bloated after a big Sunday lunch..

Some customers might be into bloated.

£95 ph or £100 ph bloated :o
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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #6 on: Feb 24, 2020, 01:11:17 PM »
Presumably the 'catch' about naked female cleaners is that one is
so distracted by the flesh one overlooks that the cleaning is being done
extremely badly.

Somehow I have a feeling that these things, entertaining as it may seem, just don't mix-n-match.

I did think this was a leg-pull until I did a web-search:

https://leeds.pgfreeads.co.uk/jobs/housekeeping/leeds/21076-naked-female-cleaner-required-in-leeds.html

sparky

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #7 on: Feb 24, 2020, 01:36:38 PM »
Imagine making a telephone call to arrange for one, sitting back with excited anticipation, and when you go the door, a Dianne Abbott is stood there.

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #8 on: Feb 24, 2020, 01:39:50 PM »
Can you get naked male cleaners I wonder ?   mind you in my limited experience of men doing the cleaning they miss bits :)
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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #9 on: Feb 24, 2020, 03:33:40 PM »
Woman's work.

David G

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #10 on: Feb 24, 2020, 03:43:48 PM »
I'm interested in the anybody doing my housework part of it. Not interested in the other part.
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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #11 on: Feb 24, 2020, 04:33:19 PM »
Can you get naked male cleaners I wonder ?   mind you in my limited experience of men doing the cleaning they miss bits :)

My husband just doesn't see dirt.  He's not stupid so I can't understand it.  If I point something out to him, he will clean it (not very well) so it is easier to do it myself.  He's brilliant at ironing though.  I'm sure he would do naked ironing if I asked!

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #12 on: Feb 24, 2020, 04:40:51 PM »
My husband just doesn't see dirt.  He's not stupid so I can't understand it.  If I point something out to him, he will clean it (not very well) so it is easier to do it myself.  He's brilliant at ironing though.  I'm sure he would do naked ironing if I asked!


 The trouble with himself doing the ironing in the buff is that he isn't actually buff and being faced with all those lumps, bumps and creases you could do nothing about would frustrate you enormously.. ;D
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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #13 on: Feb 24, 2020, 04:51:09 PM »
Can you get naked male cleaners I wonder ?   mind you in my limited experience of men doing the cleaning they miss bits :)
Yes.

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Re: Anyone Interested
« Reply #14 on: Feb 24, 2020, 10:16:55 PM »
I find anything to do with housework boring and non creative and as much fun as watching paint dry. Thats why I pay a cleaner but she is not naked and I am not lesbian.


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