Parliament to be dissolved today? So I hear.
As our august leaders go back to their constituencies to work,I guess they and their missus's and daughters will be working from their laptops. Safe work if you can get it,fellas! ££££££££ I guess you will be entitled to your full pay...plus expenses(time to order x3 new laptops?) With all this extra time saved whilst working from home,you will now have extra time to put in claims for those biscuits you need to dunk with your expenses claimed tea to drink. And don't forget the gals,your partners,your secretaries! Will you claim? Past precedence says you will,and you have the right to. Let's see.
Howsabout the House o Fraud? Well,working from home(to protect the public,lessen the need to use public transport,yeh we've heard it all before)means x800 Lords can now log on and claim all but 400 smackers a day. Who's gonna be checking these guys out whilst the PC plod our local streets. Do we just go on trust? You don't seem to trust anyone else
Meanwhile,whilst our leaders work from home(more tea anyone?),the local taxi drivers and self employed are finding no one dare take their trade. All people told to stay indoors = no need for your local taxi driver = no dough. Well,maybe you can scrounge 30 for one week. Where's it all going? Well,our leaders don't really know...but will keep on 'those computors',safe in their not overcrowded detached residences(which ones fellas?)writing their mandates. (Cue pictures of the self employed crammed into Londons tubes,having to go into work cos no work = no money. All the while whilst the media lambast them for their ignorance.)
Feeling frightened for those nurses and doctors on the front line. Into battle with broomsticks!