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sparky

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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #15 on: Mar 25, 2020, 04:08:08 PM »
biglouis, Scrumpy's correction of my spelling was taken as it was sent, with  a touch of humour, we all need a bit of that at the moment

Cee Gee

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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #16 on: Mar 25, 2020, 04:18:50 PM »
I have advertised 2 metre length sticks on ebay, for folks to carry around,  who are unsure what 2 metres looks like, this time next year I will be a milionare.

Hope you haven't put all your money into 2 metre stock as they are now redundant it's now 3 metres.

Coastal

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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #17 on: Mar 25, 2020, 04:37:57 PM »

This time next year I will be a milionare..!!

Blimey sparky.. You can't even spell the word... So there's not much chance of you becoming one..  ;) ;D ;D ;)

It worked for Del Boy  ;D
plus, if anyone gets too close just cough.
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klondike

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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #18 on: Mar 25, 2020, 04:42:21 PM »
Hope you haven't put all your money into 2 metre stock as they are now redundant it's now 3 metres.
Sell them to women. They've been lied to about sizing by men since the dawn of time.  ;D

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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #19 on: Mar 25, 2020, 04:48:27 PM »
Sell them to women. They've been lied to about sizing by men since the dawn of time.  ;D

That is spelt exaggerated.  ;D
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klondike

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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #20 on: Mar 25, 2020, 04:49:34 PM »
Not always  :o

Coastal

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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #21 on: Mar 25, 2020, 05:00:40 PM »
Lie, Exaggerated, Political Promise, Fib, Untruth etc, they all boil down to the same thing  ;D 


Better make the next batch 4 metres (you can always cut a bit off)  ::)
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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #22 on: Mar 25, 2020, 05:26:11 PM »
"I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole."
"One small step for man"...…
…..because he has Athritis.



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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #23 on: Mar 25, 2020, 05:32:07 PM »
Me either..Have you seen the price of a decent barge pole?
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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #24 on: Mar 25, 2020, 05:36:32 PM »
There are people here who are sufficiently pedantic as to pick you up for a minor spelling mistake or typo and others who write a very odd version of "English" whom no one challenges.

You dont need to be able to spell to do well in business. I would like to bet Alan Sugar and others like him did not have the best education.


I would never correct anyone on their spelling or bad grammar.. I am in no position to do so..


Anyway.. I wasn’t speaking to you.. I was speaking to sparky and sparky knows me better than that..
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Re: 2 metres
« Reply #25 on: Mar 25, 2020, 05:36:43 PM »


Me either..Have you seen the price of a decent barge pole?
Have you seen the price of a decent barge (long boat)? Eye watering.