2 metres

[sparky]

biglouis, Scrumpy's correction of my spelling was taken as it was sent, with  a touch of humour, we all need a bit of that at the moment

[Cee Gee]

I have advertised 2 metre length sticks on ebay, for folks to carry around,  who are unsure what 2 metres looks like, this time next year I will be a milionare.

Hope you haven't put all your money into 2 metre stock as they are now redundant it's now 3 metres.

[Coastal]

This time next year I will be a milionare..!!

Blimey sparky.. You can't even spell the word... So there's not much chance of you becoming one.. 

It worked for Del Boy 
plus, if anyone gets too close just cough.

[klondike]

Hope you haven't put all your money into 2 metre stock as they are now redundant it's now 3 metres.

Sell them to women. They've been lied to about sizing by men since the dawn of time. 

[Jacko70]

Sell them to women. They've been lied to about sizing by men since the dawn of time. 

That is spelt exaggerated. 

[klondike]

Not always 

[Coastal]

Lie, Exaggerated, Political Promise, Fib, Untruth etc, they all boil down to the same thing   


Better make the next batch 4 metres (you can always cut a bit off) 

[Flying bomb]

"I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole."

[zoony]

Me either..Have you seen the price of a decent barge pole?

[Scrumpy]

There are people here who are sufficiently pedantic as to pick you up for a minor spelling mistake or typo and others who write a very odd version of "English" whom no one challenges.

You dont need to be able to spell to do well in business. I would like to bet Alan Sugar and others like him did not have the best education.

I would never correct anyone on their spelling or bad grammar.. I am in no position to do so..


Anyway.. I wasn’t speaking to you.. I was speaking to sparky and sparky knows me better than that..

[klondike]

Me either..Have you seen the price of a decent barge pole?

Have you seen the price of a decent barge (long boat)? Eye watering.