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Ashy

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #15 on: Mar 28, 2020, 09:13:02 AM »
The joke would still have been funny even if the man had not been named.
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mick607

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« Reply #16 on: Mar 28, 2020, 10:28:09 AM »
Just harmless forum banter & Rooney isn't a member, so why make a fuss ?
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Alex22

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #17 on: Mar 28, 2020, 11:11:57 AM »
Lighten up Zoon, there's enough doom and gloom around us at the moment.
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crabbyob

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« Reply #18 on: Mar 28, 2020, 11:17:55 AM »
fuses are short... we are not trying to offend, just to help each other along this horrid road
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Alex22

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« Reply #19 on: Mar 28, 2020, 11:19:27 AM »
Have you heard the one about Rooney getting pulled over in an old VW banger  ?   :)
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Scrumpy

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #20 on: Mar 28, 2020, 11:38:46 AM »
Quote from: Diasi on Mar 28, 2020, 07:25:18 AM
It doesn't, I'd never noticed Rooney's ears until zoony mentioned them.

Now every time I hear his name all I'll think of is Shrek.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  That's a good joke.. Love it.. Come to think about he does look a bit like Shrek...
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Scrumpy

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #21 on: Mar 28, 2020, 11:41:19 AM »



For heaven sake don't mention the Irish... That will really depress zoony..  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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crabbyob

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« Reply #22 on: Mar 28, 2020, 11:41:41 AM »
your calling the former England Captain, madam....oh god i shouldnt have said that
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Scrumpy

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #23 on: Mar 28, 2020, 11:48:33 AM »



I know nothing of sport.. Didn't know about the former England captain changing into a madam..
  Oh well!! Whatever floats your boat..
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Alex22

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« Reply #24 on: Mar 28, 2020, 12:48:58 PM »
He didn't change into a madam Scrumpy he just *******  one  :)
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Scrumpy

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #25 on: Mar 28, 2020, 01:42:34 PM »
Quote from: Alex22 on Mar 28, 2020, 12:48:58 PM
He didn't change into a madam Scrumpy he just *******  one  :)


Alex..I don't know what ******* means.. Give me one letter.. But don't put it into the slot* that it's meant to be in..  See how long it takes me to guess...


Please remember that I'm a bit thick..
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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #26 on: Mar 28, 2020, 02:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Scrumpy on Mar 28, 2020, 01:42:34 PM

Alex..I don't know what ******* means.. Give me one letter.. But don't put it into the slot* that it's meant to be in..  See how long it takes me to guess...


Please remember that I'm a bit thick..

A s-h-a-g is a black seabird with a yellow beak, found mainly in Europe and North Africa.  ;)
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Alex22

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #27 on: Mar 28, 2020, 04:23:01 PM »
Quote from: Scrumpy on Mar 28, 2020, 01:42:34 PM

Alex..I don't know what ******* means.. Give me one letter.. But don't put it into the slot* that it's meant to be in..  See how long it takes me to guess...

Please remember that I'm a bit thick..


*C*****    :)
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Scrumpy

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Re: Home schooling
« Reply #28 on: Mar 28, 2020, 07:48:37 PM »



A vowel please..
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 28, 2020, 08:24:53 PM »
I don't think there's a 'C' in it...Might be better off thinking 'G' for the random consonant and 'A' for the vowel..
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