OK here we go...……..WARNING don't read if easily offended.
Three fruit pickers missed their lift home & asked the farmer if they could bed down for the night. The farmer said, Ive got one spare room with a large double bed in it, I think you'd all fit in. Off they go to bed.
In the morning the guy on the right side of the bed said, "what a night, the best dream ever. I dreamt a beautiful woman was masturbating me, it was wonderful".
The guy on the left side of the bed said, "that's in credible, I had exactly the same dream".
The guy in the middle sits up and says, "FFS how lucky you pair were, I dreamt I was skiing in the Alps".