Author Topic: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.  (Read 2841 times)

Michael Rolls

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Re: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2020, 07:39:06 PM »
Lummy that must be hundreds.
No, that's HUNdreds, a common German measurement
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zoony

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Re: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2020, 08:48:18 PM »
You'd still get no change from a dustbin lid..
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Akbuk

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Re: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2020, 11:34:44 AM »
Am I allowed to go up a notch on the joke content? If so what's the penalty if it offends anyone?
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zoony

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Re: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2020, 11:42:09 AM »
House arrest..
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

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Akbuk

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Re: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2020, 01:03:51 PM »
I’m a real he/him.

Akbuk

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Re: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.
« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2020, 01:14:21 PM »
OK here we go...……..WARNING don't read if easily offended.

Three fruit pickers missed their lift home & asked the farmer if they could bed down for the night. The farmer said, Ive got one spare room with a large double bed in it, I think you'd all fit in. Off they go to bed.
In the morning the guy on the right side of the bed said, "what a night, the best dream ever. I dreamt a beautiful woman was masturbating me, it was wonderful".
The guy on the left side of the bed said, "that's in credible, I had exactly the same dream".
The guy in the middle sits up and says, "FFS how lucky you pair were, I dreamt I was skiing in the Alps".
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Akbuk

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Re: I cant keep you safe but I might make you smile.
« Reply #51 on: May 06, 2020, 01:16:26 PM »
If its house arrest, is there bail?
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