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Ashy
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Sign on Front Door
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May 02, 2020, 08:11:28 PM »
My sign reads: Please ring bell and wait while I put on mask, helmet, gloves, NBC suit and boots. Thank you.
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biglouis
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May 03, 2020, 12:31:57 AM »
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Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the blind obedience of fools.
Michael Rolls
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May 03, 2020, 04:56:22 AM »
Want one!😊😊
Mike
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Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!
Flying bomb
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May 03, 2020, 06:09:21 AM »
...…...and a 2 metre long stick to poke visitor with.
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If the Buck stops here how can the Doe go all the way ?
Albert.
Ashy
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May 03, 2020, 06:21:25 AM »
Except my suit is green and the mask is a sort of grey colour!
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Michael Rolls
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May 03, 2020, 06:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Flying bomb on May 03, 2020, 06:09:21 AM
...…...and a 2 metre long stick to poke visitor with.
😁😁😁
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Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!
biglouis
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May 03, 2020, 02:40:10 PM »
Do you think they make them in leopard print? You can get leopard print coffins.
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=leopard+print+coffin
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Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the blind obedience of fools.
Ashy
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May 03, 2020, 03:12:24 PM »
Well, if they don't make a protective suit in leopard print, I could always run up a loose oversuit out of leopard faux fur.
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Audrine
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May 03, 2020, 08:44:51 PM »
I wonder if I could get one in pink. Yellow, not my color. Had a giggle.Audrine
Clever one Ashy
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