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Walter

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Three married men in the pub
« on: May 05, 2020, 07:23:30 AM »
Three pals are having a pint on a Friday night when one of them says my wife is not very bright, she has been on at me for weeks for a new kitchen the one she wants is 20 grand, but I know for a fact she can't cook.


Second says that nothing my wife is dafter she whats an Audi 4x4 for her birthday, but I know for a fact she can't drive.


Third one says mine is dafter she and her sister have gone away for the weekend, I saw my wife putting a large box of Condoms in her suitcase, how daft is that I know for a fact she hasn't got a Dick
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Scrumpy

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Re: Three married men in the pub
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2020, 09:10:59 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Bee

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Re: Three married men in the pub
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2020, 04:27:59 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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