Three pals are having a pint on a Friday night when one of them says my wife is not very bright, she has been on at me for weeks for a new kitchen the one she wants is 20 grand, but I know for a fact she can't cook.
Second says that nothing my wife is dafter she whats an Audi 4x4 for her birthday, but I know for a fact she can't drive.
Third one says mine is dafter she and her sister have gone away for the weekend, I saw my wife putting a large box of Condoms in her suitcase, how daft is that I know for a fact she hasn't got a Dick