Author Topic: Man said I am in a very bad position only having female blood relatives.  (Read 272 times)

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 ;D  just another figment of an imagination...
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If only I had a furtive imagination like that. The things I could imagine.
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That's a rabbit that isn't there.
Don't you mean a Wabbit. ? ;D
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As it isn't there it could well not be a wabbit.
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It might just as well be a puddy tat. I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat.

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I suppose there is a chance that it wasn't a puddy tat.
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Quite probable. I only live a couple of doors away from a vet but have no training.

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Ashy

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I think even a skilled vet would have difficulty distinguishing between a wabbit that wasn't there and a puddy tat. A dog might be able to smell the difference possibly.
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What we need to see what isn't there is a man of vision.

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I think that is where we came in?
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