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brian54

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USD 50,000,000.00 Reward.
« on: Jun 29, 2020, 05:03:28 PM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8470381/Iran-issues-arrest-warrant-Trump-asks-Interpol-help.html


All you need to do is capture Donald Trump and hand him over to the Iranian Police.

Ashy

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Re: USD 50,000,000.00 Reward.
« Reply #1 on: Jun 29, 2020, 05:55:58 PM »
I don't trust them to pay up.
Run your compliments through a mangle to make them flatter.

richmond62

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« Reply #2 on: Jun 29, 2020, 06:13:21 PM »
Presumably because Trump is just the sort of chap they want to take over from Ayatollah Shaggy-Balls
when he pops his clogs.

Hey: Trump might look "quite fetching" in a turban and a long beard.  8)

Raven

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 29, 2020, 07:12:33 PM »
We could capture him next time he drops into Scotland to play golf, then hold him untill they pay a ransom.

StephenM123

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 29, 2020, 07:20:05 PM »
We could capture him next time he drops into Scotland to play golf, then hold him untill they pay a ransom.


We might get paid more to keep him! 🤣🤣🤣

Raven

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« Reply #5 on: Jun 29, 2020, 07:25:03 PM »
There's always that.  ;D

biglouis

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« Reply #6 on: Jun 29, 2020, 08:53:51 PM »
There are a few people I would like to hand over to the Iranian police. Justice there comprises being hung on a hook from a crane.  :D :D :D :D

In fact it is quite a safe country for a woman alone to travel in so long as you obey the dress code.

 
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