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brian54

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Fred has died.
« on: Jun 29, 2020, 09:45:35 PM »
It is with great sadness that I have got to tell you that Fred has died. He was the most senior member of the Early Morning Running Club. He was 103.
He had cancer at the age of 32 and has been a cancer survivor for over 70 years.
No flowers please. Donations to Cancer Research Uk Arthur now becomes the senior member of
the Early Morning Running Club at age 101.


Michael Rolls

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #1 on: Jun 29, 2020, 09:47:20 PM »
So sorry to hear your news, Brian
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #2 on: Jun 29, 2020, 10:03:50 PM »

Sadness for you Brian. Audrine




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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #3 on: Jun 30, 2020, 07:15:03 AM »
Sorry but I can't help feeling that this is a new low.

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #4 on: Jun 30, 2020, 07:16:07 AM »
Sorry but I can't help feeling that this is a new low.


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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #5 on: Jun 30, 2020, 07:19:42 AM »
We shall not see his like again. What size shoes did he take?
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #6 on: Jun 30, 2020, 07:26:25 AM »
Did Fred leave a will  ?
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #7 on: Jun 30, 2020, 07:54:12 AM »
Has his pension provider been informed?
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #8 on: Jun 30, 2020, 08:59:57 AM »
We shall not see his like again. What size shoes did he take?


What size shoes did he take..?

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #9 on: Jun 30, 2020, 09:10:57 AM »
I just thought, as he didn't need them any more, well, they might do someone else a turn.
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #10 on: Jun 30, 2020, 09:43:42 AM »
I just thought, as he didn't need them any more, well, they might do someone else a turn.

But if they're running shoes wouldn't the new owner have to catch them first?
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #11 on: Jun 30, 2020, 10:21:17 AM »
No they don't work like that.
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #12 on: Jun 30, 2020, 10:45:15 AM »



 ;D ;D ;D ;D  brilliant answers.. so funny.
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #13 on: Jun 30, 2020, 10:46:57 AM »
I take it then that you don't actually believe that poor Fred died and that Brian just has appalling taste posting this trash.

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #14 on: Jun 30, 2020, 10:59:40 AM »
Has his pension provider been informed?


I don't know.