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brian54

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #15 on: Jun 30, 2020, 11:03:13 AM »
But if they're running shoes wouldn't the new owner have to catch them first?


He may be joining the running club in the sky.

Ashy

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #16 on: Jun 30, 2020, 11:08:42 AM »
I think it is reasonable to suppose that if an otherwise healthy gent died at any age over 100, it would be in the local papers at least.

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #17 on: Jun 30, 2020, 11:50:08 AM »
I take it then that you don't actually believe that poor Fred died and that Brian just has appalling taste posting this trash.


If you don't believe in fairy tales .. that means you are old..
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #18 on: Jun 30, 2020, 11:52:57 AM »



I feel sorry for Arthur . He at 101 is the new senior member..


He certainly has big shoes to fill..
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #19 on: Jun 30, 2020, 12:03:50 PM »
He better wear thick socks then.

klondike

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #20 on: Jun 30, 2020, 12:25:25 PM »
Isn't he the one with the motorised zimmer?
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Scrumpy

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #21 on: Jun 30, 2020, 12:32:49 PM »



No, no.. That's Betty.. The one with the facial hair problem.
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #22 on: Jun 30, 2020, 12:39:54 PM »
Gladys?
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Ode Iron

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #23 on: Jun 30, 2020, 07:39:32 PM »
Brian..pork pies are scarce here at the moment....thanks for that one!
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Scrumpy

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #24 on: Jun 30, 2020, 07:43:40 PM »
I had a pork pie on Sunday.. We had a buffet lunch..
 I got them from Tesco..
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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #25 on: Jun 30, 2020, 08:05:27 PM »
I had a pork pie on Sunday.. We had a buffet lunch..
 I got them from Tesco..
I had a pork pie salad.

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #26 on: Jun 30, 2020, 08:07:24 PM »
BRIAN
Let me see. (he takes the running shoes) Oh, poor Fred! I used to know him, >insert your name<—a very good runner, and with an excellent persona. He carried me a thousand times, and now—how terrible—this is him. Where are your jokes now? Your pranks? Your songs?
Your flashes of wit that used to set the whole group laughing? You don’t make anybody smile now. Are you sad about that? You need to go to my lady’s room and tell her that no matter how much makeup she slathers on, she’ll end up just like you some day. That’ll make her laugh!

brian54

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #27 on: Jun 30, 2020, 08:08:06 PM »
This is not showing respect to Fred who has died at at only 103.

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #28 on: Jun 30, 2020, 08:58:16 PM »
Perhaps you should have paid for an obituary in the local paper rather than here where nobody knows or even believes in the existence of Fred.
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Ode Iron

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Re: Fred has died.
« Reply #29 on: Jun 30, 2020, 08:59:48 PM »
Alf Tupper is still going Bri...and he trains on fish n chips!
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