Yesterday I had to call an ambulance, well the wife did. Next doors dog nearly ripped a leaflet posters finger off.
The poor fella ( Simon aged 61) managed to make it to the end of my path screaming his head off. The wife and I rushed out & got the SP.
My wife ran in and dialled 999, came back with the first aid box and vanished (she don’t do blood). I bandaged the fellas finger with a bandage the size that you would use for a leg amputation.
Carted him off to hospital. He came back here today, they had to operate on him, arm in a sling etc. He had left his leaflets and bag here, so he came to retrieve them. I said, “I’ve posted the rest of your leaflets”. He said REALLY? I said NO lol.
One good thing from the saga....the ambulance lads were wearing exactly the same masks that I have. OK, that’s no good to Simon but....