Author Topic: Ellen Degeneres  (Read 133 times)

digitalis

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Ellen Degeneres
« on: Sep 09, 2020, 09:20:37 AM »
Everyone has a right to find some humour in somethings in todays world. I find myself having a chuckle in the latest revelations about this American comedian and talk show host. She is touted(and touts herself)as touting 'be kind to people folkes' whilst behind the scenes barking orders like Hitler. You must not look at her. Dont address her,wait to be addressed. Stay silent. The list is x100 commands.
Latest reports are that she hides matchsticks about her several mansions to find out if her cleaners have done their jobs as per fuhrer demands. Sounds fun!
On stage she makes the jokes,you laugh funny or not!
I'm laughing
I did not have sex with that woman
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Comedy gold

Michael Rolls

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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #1 on: Sep 09, 2020, 09:25:08 AM »
Never heard of her
Mike
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Jacqueline

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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #2 on: Sep 09, 2020, 10:02:55 AM »
Never heard of her
Mike


Your not missing anything, a couple of seconds and you would reach for the off switch!

digitalis

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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #3 on: Sep 09, 2020, 12:38:05 PM »
Get with It,Mike ;)


The Ellen show is next down from Queen Oprah.


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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #4 on: Sep 09, 2020, 12:43:52 PM »
I know the name, but can't place her. ??? ::) ;)

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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #5 on: Sep 09, 2020, 12:56:25 PM »
I know OF her which is quite sufficient. Mind you, she's not alone as a diva comedienne/comic by any means..
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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #6 on: Sep 09, 2020, 12:59:58 PM »
I can understand why people laugh at it, I'd laugh even it never spoke.

 
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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #7 on: Sep 09, 2020, 01:18:05 PM »
shes a lesbian comedian, and can be funny if you watch the show....no i dont but have been present when someone else had it on... shes not as good as our gay irish guy...
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Michael Rolls

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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #8 on: Sep 09, 2020, 01:27:43 PM »
Gay Irish. - chuckles from Cork?
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Re: Ellen Degeneres
« Reply #9 on: Sep 09, 2020, 06:07:32 PM »
shes a lesbian comedian, and can be funny if you watch the show

Well I find it hilarious without needing to watch the show.
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