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brian54

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Slightly Strange.
« on: Sep 12, 2020, 10:36:08 AM »
I spoke to a young lady this morning who did not think she was paying in to  a pension scheme which I thought was a little strange as she had not opted out.
After talking to her for a few minutes she said she was paying superanuation and showed me a salary slip.
I told her to speak to her manager  as superanuation is public sector pension contribution.

Diasi

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Re: Slightly Strange.
« Reply #1 on: Sep 12, 2020, 11:04:42 AM »
I spoke to a young lady this morning who did not think she was paying in to  a pension scheme which I thought was a little strange as she had not opted out.
After talking to her for a few minutes she said she was paying superanuation and showed me a salary slip.
I told her to speak to her manager  as superanuation is public sector pension contribution.

That was slightly strange as the term superannuation relates to any organised pension scheme.

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Re: Slightly Strange.
« Reply #2 on: Sep 12, 2020, 11:21:53 AM »
I hope you kept well socially distanced. You wouldn't be wanting to infect her surely?
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Re: Slightly Strange.
« Reply #3 on: Sep 12, 2020, 12:53:42 PM »
He didn't say he was talking face to face, they might have been on the phone. Possibly she only rang up to say Christmas was cancelled or he could claim for his car accident.

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Re: Slightly Strange.
« Reply #4 on: Sep 12, 2020, 03:25:58 PM »
I spoke to a young lady this morning

It sounds like the start of a bawdy limerick.

I spoke to a young lady this morning
Who I thought said she wanted sex under an awning
But as we chatted some more she failed to mention
That she just wanted me to discuss her pension.
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Re: Slightly Strange.
« Reply #5 on: Sep 12, 2020, 05:57:26 PM »
McGonagall lives!!   ;)
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Re: Slightly Strange.
« Reply #6 on: Sep 12, 2020, 09:45:04 PM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Slightly Strange.
« Reply #7 on: Sep 12, 2020, 10:07:38 PM »
Mistaken Identity - she thought you were Brian - now you've really got worries
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