"There are some good things about living in a mainly Moslem area - no noisy boozy parties or drunks hanging about."
Indeed . . .
Over "here", in Plovdiv, Bulgaria, we are awash with coffee-coloured 'British' medical students
(an incorrect way of describing 2nd or 3rd generation Muslim immigrants from the Socialist Republic of South "Yorkshite"),
as well as all sorts of other children whose A level results were so punk they wouldn't be accepted to
study medicine andwhere north or west of the Danube.
We have moved out of our biggish flat in central Plovdiv, and are currently doing up our
summer cottage in the hills, 30 minutes drive away, with a view to renting the flat.
We have friends who have had their flats wrecked by Hindus, Buddhists, and so on.
So are advertising for 4 Muslim ladies . . . on the theory that there'll be no boozy parties,
"followers", no nothing (except 4 dusky maidens with bags on their heads).