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Michael Rolls

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Early morning
« on: Sep 19, 2020, 06:46:14 AM »
I have found I feel much happier since I changed from coffee first thing in the morning to fresh orange juice.
 My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!

richmond62

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Re: Early morning
« Reply #1 on: Sep 19, 2020, 08:54:56 AM »
Just so: start the day the way you mean to go on: totally sozzled.   :D

I have a Catholic friend who went to see his priest and told him he really was getting fed up with religion.
The priest told him to give something up for Lent and that would help him return to God.

My friend and I were discussing this over our well-watered whiskies, and he finally worked out what to give up for Lent:
so during Lent he drinks his whiskies neat.

klondike

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Re: Early morning
« Reply #2 on: Sep 19, 2020, 09:02:59 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
So long and thanks for all the fish

Michael Rolls

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Re: Early morning
« Reply #3 on: Sep 19, 2020, 09:03:36 AM »
Like it!
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me.
The older I get, the better I was!

klondike

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Re: Early morning
« Reply #4 on: Sep 19, 2020, 09:16:33 AM »
So long and thanks for all the fish

zoony

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Re: Early morning
« Reply #5 on: Sep 19, 2020, 11:35:45 AM »
Wot is it?
"Listen to the wind, it cleans the mind."

"Never use money to measure wealth, son"

                                           cowboy wisdom.