Just so: start the day the way you mean to go on: totally sozzled.
I have a Catholic friend who went to see his priest and told him he really was getting fed up with religion.
The priest told him to give something up for Lent and that would help him return to God.
My friend and I were discussing this over our well-watered whiskies, and he finally worked out what to give up for Lent:
so during Lent he drinks his whiskies neat.