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GrannyMac

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The Nun's story
« on: Oct 16, 2020, 08:10:42 AM »
A cabbie picks up a nun. The driver stares at her. She asks why he's staring and he says 'I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun'.  She says I'll kiss you if you're single and Catholic'. He says 'I'm both' and the nun tells him to pull into an alley.  She then kisses the cabbie in a way that would make a hooker blush!


Back in the cab the driver starts crying.  He says 'I lied, I'm married and Jewish'.  The nun says 'Thats OK, my name is Kevin and i'm going to a Hallowe'en party'.

Scrumpy

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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #1 on: Oct 16, 2020, 08:26:41 AM »



Good on yer Kevin..  That cabbie needed to be taught a lesson..
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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #2 on: Oct 16, 2020, 09:21:15 AM »
Like it!
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Ashy

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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #3 on: Oct 16, 2020, 09:25:49 AM »
You'd think he would know that nuns don't usually have a moustache.
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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #4 on: Oct 16, 2020, 10:15:55 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

GrannyMac

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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #5 on: Oct 16, 2020, 12:42:57 PM »
You'd think he would know that nuns don't usually have a moustache.


Are you sure about that....😳

zoony

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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #6 on: Oct 16, 2020, 12:57:55 PM »
You'd think he would know that nuns don't usually have a moustache.


The ones I knew as a kid did..
A man said: You can always tell a lady, but you can't tell her much.. (Moliere maybe?)

Alex22

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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #7 on: Oct 16, 2020, 05:05:44 PM »
You'd think he would know that nuns don't usually have a moustache.


They did at the school I went to Ashy  :):):)

Ashy

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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #8 on: Oct 16, 2020, 05:08:11 PM »

Are you sure about that....😳
No.
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zoony

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Re: The Nun's story
« Reply #9 on: Oct 16, 2020, 09:11:40 PM »
Many were rather more Robbie Coltrane than Audrey Hepburn.. ::)
A man said: You can always tell a lady, but you can't tell her much.. (Moliere maybe?)