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biglouis

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Re: need to pee
« Reply #15 on: Nov 10, 2020, 05:40:00 PM »
Well since there is now some question about how many genders there are now one can never be sure.


One thing is for sure. If I had my time again and the choice I would NEVER come back as a woman.
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granny moss

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 11, 2020, 06:56:43 AM »
I have done OK as a woman....when I realised men only wanted one thing.   ;) gmx
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Re: need to pee
« Reply #17 on: Nov 11, 2020, 06:57:42 AM »
yes a rich widow
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granny moss

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« Reply #18 on: Nov 11, 2020, 07:00:53 AM »
I cannot complain... :D gmx   
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Scrumpy

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« Reply #19 on: Nov 11, 2020, 09:08:19 AM »



I would definitely come back as a woman.. We get to eat the chocolates.!
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 11, 2020, 09:16:33 AM »
Wouldn't like to be a woman the amount of times I need a pee around the golf course.
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 11, 2020, 09:29:37 AM »
Indeed. Far more gents toilets in the countryside than ladies.
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granny moss

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« Reply #22 on: Nov 11, 2020, 10:32:40 AM »
When women wore long dresses, and knickers were split at the crouch, they used to stop for a chat and wee.....gmx
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 11, 2020, 10:33:14 AM »
One good point about the pee problem, I am getting plenty of exercise walking up and down the stairs ;D
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« Reply #24 on: Nov 11, 2020, 10:36:58 AM »
Wondered why so many elderly ladies go back to wearing long dresses, the secret now out GM  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: need to pee
« Reply #25 on: Nov 11, 2020, 10:38:42 AM »
i was passing a group of bushes on the course one day when i heard
"excuse me mate, do you have any toilet paper"
i laughed and answered "no sorry i dont"
"do you have a newspaper?"
"no sorry" i replied
"any notebooks or rags"
"no mate i dont"
there was a deep sigh then he asked
"do you have four fivers for a twenty"
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Michael Rolls

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Re: need to pee
« Reply #26 on: Nov 11, 2020, 11:10:49 AM »
😁😁😁
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Re: need to pee
« Reply #27 on: Nov 11, 2020, 11:13:19 AM »



 ;D ;D ;D
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granny moss

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Re: need to pee
« Reply #28 on: Nov 12, 2020, 06:27:56 AM »
There was a great party. Then at dinner, peas were served...A young man said aloud : Last time I had a pea was a year ago.... Another one shouted :All those that cannot swim, hold on to the bannisters..... :D    Any other silly jokes ?......gmx
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« Reply #29 on: Nov 12, 2020, 06:29:19 AM »
😁😁😁😁😁
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