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Considering where the voices originate I doubt the route matters much.
The answer to the original question (not the price of chops) is for the man to marry his cousin.
gin used to be gin, but now there are lots and lotsaledgedly, it is the easiest spirit to concoctmy granny did bathtub gin in Chicago in the roaring twentieshence my Scots accent... she had to get outta town