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brian54

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Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« on: Nov 17, 2020, 10:23:20 PM »
He was complaining he gets almost nothing and his cousin gets £35,000 pension a year. I asked him if had paid in to a private / occupational pension. I am sure everybody can guess the answer,

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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 17, 2020, 11:10:19 PM »
Do tell!
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18, 2020, 08:42:33 AM »
It's supposed to be lockdown Brian.
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 18, 2020, 08:55:14 AM »



Brian.. It seems that everybody you meet is always complaining..
 Might I suggest that you find another route to walk..!!
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 18, 2020, 09:19:53 AM »
Considering where the voices originate I doubt the route matters much.


Off to Lidl today. Their lamb chops are always cheap but they never seem to have legs of lamb.
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #5 on: Nov 18, 2020, 10:24:53 AM »
i went into Tesco yesterday [or the day before...lol]
andthey are selling bottles of Jack Daniels £26.00 or £16 with your club card.. ;D ;D ;D
i have a friend who enjoys JD, guess what she;s getting foe xmas?
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 18, 2020, 10:32:49 AM »



I bought my Jack Daniels at Sainsbury.. I am looking for Gin now..
The gin is a Christmas present..
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 18, 2020, 10:40:01 AM »
gin used to be gin, but now there are lots and lots
aledgedly, it is the easiest spirit to concoct
my granny did bathtub gin in Chicago in the roaring twenties
hence my Scots accent... ;D ;D ;D
she had to get outta town
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #8 on: Nov 18, 2020, 10:46:19 AM »
Considering where the voices originate I doubt the route matters much.


Yeah, they'd just follow him no matter what route he took.

Anyone who's interested in trying to fathom Brian, I suggest that you watch the Belle Dingle character in Emmerdale.

It'll explain a lot.
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #9 on: Nov 18, 2020, 11:42:30 AM »
The answer to the original question (not the price of chops) is for the man to marry his cousin.

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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #10 on: Nov 18, 2020, 11:46:16 AM »
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #11 on: Nov 18, 2020, 11:49:40 AM »
The answer to the original question (not the price of chops) is for the man to marry his cousin.

The cousin might be a male & already married to his old headmistress's daughter.
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #12 on: Nov 18, 2020, 12:03:45 PM »
Now don't go complicating things!
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #13 on: Nov 18, 2020, 12:07:43 PM »
gin used to be gin, but now there are lots and lots
aledgedly, it is the easiest spirit to concoct
my granny did bathtub gin in Chicago in the roaring twenties
hence my Scots accent... ;D ;D ;D
she had to get outta town
Yes, can't understand where all these different gins have suddenly come from. In my days of wondering about such matters, there were two gins - London and Plymouth. Can't remember if I ever tried the latter, but for 60 years or so I have only drunk London gin -99% of the time Gordon's. In the early days of lockdown I couldn't get Gordon's and had Tesco's London Ginn. To be honest, couldn't tell the difference
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Re: Man wants his cousin to share pension with him.
« Reply #14 on: Nov 18, 2020, 12:08:42 PM »
Oh, and when I say only London - I mean of gin. I have been know to imbibe other offerings!
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