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crabbyob

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Re: typos
« Reply #15 on: Nov 21, 2020, 09:43:52 AM »
then of course theres the spoken mistakes
my coal fire was allowing smoke into the room
and my friend who knows all things announced
"you require a swimney cheep"
i still drop it into our conversations
every hill has a down side, even Benny Hill

Michael Rolls

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 21, 2020, 10:45:24 AM »
Spoonerism. One example was the Reverend asking for blamonge ‘ May I have some of that puffy stink fluff, please’
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Diasi

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« Reply #17 on: Nov 21, 2020, 10:50:14 AM »
Stanley Unwin - loved listening to him 'If you wanted something repeated, his phrase was 'I beg your pardlode?'
Mike

And a cup of tea was 'brewflade', lol.

It's a wonder the snowflakes haven't had him banned for taking the pіsslybold out of the dyslexiflumes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=323kQis2zbM
« Last Edit: Nov 21, 2020, 10:54:10 AM by Diasi »
Make every day count, each day is precious.

"There is nothing more frightful than the ignorant in action".

Apart from the gullible in action.

granny moss

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Re: typos
« Reply #18 on: Nov 23, 2020, 06:24:55 AM »
I find these keyboards are so very sensitive that, if one types a bit too fast, it skips some keys.....So, I try to go one letter at a time.....and take the timeit needs.... :D :D :D gmx  PS. Who are snowflakes ?  ??? 
« Last Edit: Nov 23, 2020, 06:37:07 AM by granny moss »

Michael Rolls

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Re: typos
« Reply #19 on: Nov 23, 2020, 06:30:43 AM »
I'm not a fast typist, but even so, I am sometimes too fast for this keyboard and letters just don't appear.
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Diasi

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Re: typos
« Reply #20 on: Nov 23, 2020, 11:22:18 AM »
PS. Who are snowflakes ?  ???

Those who are offended by everything & anything & want them banned.

Except the things that they think, say & do, which are fine & dandy.
Make every day count, each day is precious.

"There is nothing more frightful than the ignorant in action".

Apart from the gullible in action.

granny moss

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Re: typos
« Reply #21 on: Nov 23, 2020, 01:09:10 PM »
Got it....and make life a misery for the rest of us.....may they melt in Hell :D :D :D gmx

richmond62

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Re: typos
« Reply #22 on: Nov 23, 2020, 07:00:37 PM »
I do tihnk evreybdoy is maikng a ridiucolus fsus aobut soemthnig I neevr do,
nor tihnk oethr peoepl do eiethr.

Wyh not go an loko up 'Metathesis' in teh ditcinoary?

Michael Rolls

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« Reply #23 on: Nov 23, 2020, 09:13:39 PM »
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granny moss

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« Reply #24 on: Nov 24, 2020, 05:07:40 AM »
My son had new words for the dictionay when a toddler :  boccle,  doog dog,  Jeffiner, bigs.....( bottle, good dog, Jennifer, toilet n2....)

Mother in law, after a stroke, had new words :  bumleys, ( horses....I do not remember the others...but she used to hold 4 fingers up for a sandwich....)


Do not be surprised at the mispelling from a chinese keyboard.....what do you expect ? ??? gmx :D 

Michael Rolls

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« Reply #25 on: Nov 24, 2020, 05:44:18 AM »
When she was little, my late sister could not say ‘Michael’. She called me ‘Aggu’
Mike
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