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crabbyob
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“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but as we are already here we may as well dance”
klondike
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Raven
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Michael Rolls
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Nov 22, 2020, 12:58:47 PM »
😁😁😁😁
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klondike
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Nov 22, 2020, 02:57:40 PM »
Bugger I was decifient on smilies. It used to be 3 but it looks like the going rate is now 4.
Here you go crabby
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Alex22
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Nov 22, 2020, 06:11:46 PM »
And a 3 from me Crabby !
What was that woman's name who used to say 'OI'll give it Foive' on a pop show.....
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Michael Rolls
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Nov 22, 2020, 06:14:10 PM »
I remember the accent, but not the name
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klondike
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Google does. I won't spoilt though.
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Alex22
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Nov 22, 2020, 06:20:21 PM »
I had to Google it, Janice Nicholls was her name and she became a chiropodist . 😄 Five minute fame... Sorry Crabby for stealing your thunder.
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richmond62
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"Janice Nicholls was her name and she became a chiropodist"
Obviously, as most people have got 'foive' toes on each foot.
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Michael Rolls
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Nov 22, 2020, 06:32:59 PM »
What programme was she on?
Mike
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Michael Rolls
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Nov 22, 2020, 06:34:27 PM »
Oh, and similar vein - Lorraine Chase (Nah, Luton Airport, mate) is 69
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Alex22
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Quote from: Michael Rolls on Nov 22, 2020, 06:32:59 PM
What programme was she on?
Mike
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Michael Rolls
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Nov 22, 2020, 06:36:57 PM »
Thanks. ma'am
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crabbyob
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Nov 22, 2020, 08:07:27 PM »
i thought it was Monica Rose who said 'oil give it foive'
so what was Monica famous for
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