I have had so many accidents, falls, and near misses during my life.....and also a near death experience.....I am like a cat....The funniest one was when :Micky and I used to go to the Walshingham Shrine, to light candles.....and used to take there any guest that happened to be with us at the time
I decided that time was up and was too old to drive all that way on the very narrow roads....So, we went a last time, and I lit 10 candles....to last for a while...
When we got back home, I opened the garden gate and tripped over the step....I landed on my side on the flag stones with my head in the hydrengea bush....
Terrible pain and could not get up. Micky called 999 and was taken to hospital....I craked some ribs on my side. The young irish doctor that came to check on me asked : Does it hurt....? No, only when I laugh....I answered ! I still remember the look on his young face !!!!!