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klondike

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« on: Dec 27, 2020, 05:18:03 PM »
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub and each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage a fly landed in each of their pints and became stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Irishman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Scotsman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU [censored]!!!"

Diasi

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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 27, 2020, 05:21:18 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 27, 2020, 05:58:08 PM »
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Michael Rolls

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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 27, 2020, 06:58:40 PM »
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GrannyMac

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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 28, 2020, 07:13:43 AM »
Crabby, Raven, this is stereotyping!  😄😄


Michael Rolls

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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #5 on: Dec 28, 2020, 07:44:53 AM »
It's also ignoring the Welsh!!
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GrannyMac

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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #6 on: Dec 28, 2020, 07:55:04 AM »
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Scrumpy

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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #7 on: Dec 28, 2020, 09:27:03 AM »
It's also ignoring the Welsh!!
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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #8 on: Dec 29, 2020, 03:22:29 PM »
its an old joke Granny
it was a yorkshire fly that refused to spit it out
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GrannyMac

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Re: An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman ...
« Reply #9 on: Dec 29, 2020, 07:19:59 PM »
its an old joke Granny
it was a yorkshire fly that refused to spit it out


Some Yorkies could teach the tightest Scots a thing or two about stretching a penny!  😀