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klondike

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Snow Plowing Rule
« on: Dec 30, 2020, 07:22:51 PM »
One winter morning John and his wife were listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plows can get through. Johnís wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through.." Johnís wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
Then the power goes out. Johnís wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I donít know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, John says, "Why donít you just leave it in the garage this time?"

zoony

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Re: Snow Plowing Rule
« Reply #1 on: Dec 30, 2020, 07:29:41 PM »
Aww, bless..

Cassandra

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Re: Snow Plowing Rule
« Reply #2 on: Dec 30, 2020, 08:14:37 PM »

I know that blonde and very lovely she is too!  ;)

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Re: Snow Plowing Rule
« Reply #3 on: Dec 30, 2020, 09:33:21 PM »
Saw it coming!
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klondike

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Re: Snow Plowing Rule
« Reply #4 on: Dec 30, 2020, 10:08:06 PM »
Was that when you moved your car?   ;D