i don't think she's taking this seriously....

[Floydy]

[Michael Rolls]

I’ve got one of those discs. Wonder how good they are?
Mike 😁😁

[richmond62]

One of the kids in my EFL school, while we were discussing kinship terms online (Mum, Dad, Granny, etc.) said
to me, "If Aunty Margaret was your father's brother, who is Aunty Virus?"

I really wanted to tell her about my father, who used to tell me when I was about 7, that someone called
'Fairy Nuff' lived at the bottom of our garden.

[klondike]

I’ve got one of those discs. Wonder how good they are?
Mike 😁😁

They are good at stopping the crows from wrecking your screen wipers should you have a handy tree and branch to hang 'em from should that happen but AOL ones were more common at the time I had the problem and worked just as well.

[richmond62]

Reasonably good for coffee-cup mats: however, they spread the heat laterally rather than insulate the surface below.